A man who believed he bore the “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.

The man, in his mid-20s, was calm when Kootenai County sheriff’s deputies arrived Saturday in this northern Idaho town. He was in protective custody in the mental health unit of Kootenai Medical Center.

“It had been somewhat cooked by the time the deputy arrived,” sheriff’s Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. “He put a tourniquet on his arm before, so he didn’t bleed to death. That kind of mental illness is just sad.”

It was not immediately clear whether the man has a history of mental illness. Hospital spokeswoman Lisa Johnson would not say whether an attempt was made to reattach the hand, citing patient confidentiality.

The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying: “If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God’s fury.”

The book of Matthew also contains the passage: “And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.”

Wolfinger said he didn’t know which hand was amputated.

Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press

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Responses to “Man Cuts Off, Microwaves His Own Hand Because Bible Says “And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away””

Lasell Emrikkodan

You guys do not understand.

This man is a Warrior of the Light. He was engaged in a battle with demonic forces seeking to break through the Dimension Gate under the house he guarded. He has been waiting for Centuries. He should be awarded medals and honours for saving our galaxy.

Shawn Sommers

O.K., I can very slightly understand how he would cut off his hand but, why would he microwave it? You’re right, we don’t understand.

Nitayo

WTF!!! Warrior of light! Saving The Galaxy?!…are YOU out of ur mind!!!…I know is ur opinion but DAMN!!! Ill give u one good medal the GEEK OF THE CENTURY medal!…i wont critique ur believings thats between u and God…just a joke…jaja…cya

yannie elyse

ok, Lasell, that response was so mean. let’s not mock the guy. clearly, he’s mentally ill… probably suffering from some sort of paranoid/undifferentiated schizophrenia. these people need help, and it’s a good thing he didn’t hurt anyone else.

The witch's brew

The man is okay

James Hotchkiss

No, You dont understand.

He was a warrior, you were correct, but you didnt know that his wife was strangled by the barfalians. At this point he hated hands, and cut off many of his families, and complete strangers. Then when he felt satisfied, he cut off his own.

Steve Hicks

God bless this man. He fought the ultimate battle against the devil (possession!) and our lord gave him the courage to do what’s right.

Conor

hahahaha

are you kidding. god does not exist. he is a fictional character in the worlds greatest work of fiction. the bible.

Jimbobicus

Scientology is for noobs

Johnathon

He wasn’t as warrior of the light, nor did he “save our galaxy”. He’s a mentally disordered freak.

Angelo

this is what religion does to people…

WTF !

LMFAO!! THIS MAN IS A RETARD , WHATS WRONG WITH A MAN JERKING OFF ANYWAYS ? ITS SEXY ! LMAO , WHAT A PSYCHO .

Marcel Wernsberger

Just one more good reason for Christianity to be purged from the face of the earth.

DUMBASS

LMFAO, what a fucking dumbass, i believe in god but i would wait a bit and pray to him and ask for a sgin if i should cut my hand off.

Anonymous

Ok, I’m a Christian, but I wouldn’t cut my hand off! When it says in the Bible to cut your hand off if it causes you to sin, it’s METAPHORICAL! Not literal! Poor guy.

matty

well if you think about it

wouldn’t that mean that the bible can harm people? hahaha

we should ban it.

petition anyone?

Master Chief

If that was the wrong hand, i will shoot it with a mauler, then melee it with a brute shot.

BETTERTHANYOU

Lasell, kill yourself.

Scottins

Lasell Emrikkodan, that made me laugh so hard. Guy is crazy.

Response to the first response

Yeah… Sure… The man jerked off, and the chopped his hand off.. Whats the worst that could have happend? Did his “mark of the beats” taste funny or something? The little beats need to spit somtimes man, and the mark CAN BE FUCKING WASHED OFF! (so fucking true)

R H Spack

^^ please, please, please, get a life. This man has a mental illness. Don’t feed into the nonsense

Anonymous

lolpwnt

jay

At least he didn’t cut someone else’s hand off.

Daniel

Doesn’t the bible say “If thy right hand offend thee, then remove it.” Basically trying to tell you “Listen, if something is hurting you and/or making you feel bad, stop doing it.”

How come everyone reads the bible like an instruction booklet for putting together IKEA furniture?

Ben

I can’t believe someone would actually follow the words of a book! How can anyone believe chopping off your perfectly good hand is of any good?

Crucifiction

Yeah, the mental illness is called…(drum roll)…

RELIGION!

Of course, crazy people exist without religion. But religion just ups the ante of their behaviors. It throws a match into a house with a gas leak.

sdfsdfsdf

Oh my god Lasell are you being serious? Cause that sounds stupid O_O

Morgan Layne

Okay, I am a christian, so I know what the bible says. But still, thats crazy, I mean If he was really a christian, then the mark wouldn’t be there. And if he wasn’t, and he was a devil worshiper, all he had to do was admit, believe, and confess. God loves everybody. So he would have forgiven him. Thats just crazy.

you mom

dude you crazy

Ieygo

“You guys do not understand.

This man is a Warrior of the Light. He was engaged in a battle with demonic forces seeking to break…”

lol.. thats great! Warrior of the light, sounds like from my game Final Fantasy! The Light Warriors! GO!!

Adrian

wtf are you smoking, the guys an idiot..

Adults with imaginary friends are stupid

Nayra Hunter

What is wrong with this guy? seriously?! that’s not a sign from God, that’s pure insanity.

jovanny

WTF this guy is an idiot…u too, how is he going to get a medal..get out of the fucking warcraft games dude,its not real…..

Dimensious

Ok, that is bogus, a “Warrior of the Light”? LOL you have to be kidding me. Ur on crack or meth dude. STFU!!!!

Anna

That man needs psychiatric help, and lots of it. The Bible does NOT endorse self-mutilation. This poor fellow clearly misunderstood the words of God in doing such a foolish act… I pray he’ll be all right in the end.

Lisa

He’s crazy, whatever you say.

Anonymous

That guy is retarded. No two ways about it. Anyone who would do something like that…jeese…cutting off your own hand?! This man is obviously insane on a whole other level.

Joey

When the bible said ” if ur right hand causes u to sin, cut it off”, it doesnt mean it literally. some people take things too far and i believe this guy with the “possessed” hand is a peferct example.He needs serious help

Yeahright Manlol

I’ll outline a few key words/phrases here:
Warrior of the Light
demonic forces
Dimension Gate
galaxy

In closing, I’d like to say that you’re pretty much a “space cadet”.

Zanthis

One of our brave Light Warriors has fallen after the Ultimate Battle. Fellow Light Warriors are proud and the world is forever in his debt. Amen.

Michael

Ok…look…if ur not religious….then stop mocking other people’s faith….just have fun mocking God when you’re burning in hell..

And this guy just misinterpreted what the bible says…if his hand was really posessed…he should have went and seen a priest or something to get it checked out….the guy who cut his own hand off must be mentally ill

Dally

Well at first i thought he cut his right hand off cause he used it to jack off…i thought it would be something funny like that…but i have fought entities and bullshit evil feelings/spirits which can’t be described as anything else myself so i dont find this too surprising…I too was put into a mental institution for quoting the bible without having ever read it before all this…for anyone who doesn’t believe what’s coming, i’m very sorry…but this man shows desperation and that he did in fact, change his ways. he should be rewarded, not degraded…but yes i must admit, the microwave was a bit too far buddy.

Matt

Subjecting your children to Sunday school is child abuse.

Batman

@Lasell Emrikkodan

Evil Dead! You dumbasses stop bashing him and see the joke! :P (Evil Dead, the movie, dude cuts his evil possessed hand off, some portal under his house, bla bla, evil forces)

Gabriel

Lol, yeh religion is the way to go man! woohoo .. kuch NOT .. wtf is wrong with these people… they should be nominated for ‘Biggest Douche in the Universe’ awards… If the book said .. if a mark should come on your right hand make love to a chicken would they do it ? .. come on :)

spiderman222222

THIS IS UNBELIABLE AND FREAKING.
ANGELO SAID: “this is what religion does to people…”
I agree.

Stan

ROFL!! Lasell Emrikkodan.

I AGREE! He saved our lives! He faught the Evil Forces to get through the Dimensional Gate!.. And in order to do so, he had to cut his RIGHT hand off. Because he knew the Demonic Gargoyles have this unique power called “Demonic Disarm” ..which causes your arm to literally detach itself and starts slapping you in the face with it.

So he figured.. if he cut it off and cooked it in the microwave.. It’ll all be good, and he can get through that damn Dimensional Gate and save the Galaxy!.. and after he was finished.. he called the cops

Slowcoaster

Well the Margelians from planet akon alos believe this hand rituel to be true so at the age of 999 they cut off there right hand, maybe this man was a margelian in disguise.

My name?

… So many retards using words they don’t understand, so many trying to look ever-so-clever.

you dont know me

the bible isnt to be taken so literally in a sense to cut off your own hand, or pluck your own eye out…if this were true then we would all have to commit suiced because we are all sinfull by nature…..it is by Jesus’ death on the cross that we are forgiven for our sins and dont have to do these things because he forgives us and paid the price for our sins

this man is confused and needs help…and it has nothing to do with christianity OR the bible

Paris Hilton

THAT’S HOT!!

Ben

First of all, if he would have takes the make of the beast (which we all have to talk sometime in no too far future) it is too late for him already. He would go to hell, doesn’t matter what he does.
If his hand caused him to sin, and he didn’t have control over it anymore, then cutting it off was probably the right thing to do.
I have no explanation for why he cooked it in the microwave.

RJ

Hmm…I think cutting your own hand off with a circular saw is pretty crazy, but microwaving it after…uhh, that’s WAY past sling blade.

nymz

he’s crazy and totally possession by a devil. are you forget poor man, that devil sometimes can be turn in to something that you believe it’s right. even God know, He made you for a reason: to keep your body and soul until He is comeback for twice.

DiLanche

I think he cut off his hand and called for help so he wouldn’t die, then microwaved it to make very sure that they couldn’t re-attach it. Sadly, I’ve known some people like this. This one guy I went to school with, he was putting himself in and out of mental homes for a long time, and felt that the bible was his only way to redeem himself. They’ll take anything the bible says literally because they’re just desperate and seeking hope. However, the guy I knew was violent to others more than himself… almost attacked my sister. We had to have security guards and cameras put in our school for the sole purpose of keeping him out. I hope this poor guy will be alright.

And when you think about it from the pessimistic point of view, being faithful in anything, religion or not, is a pretty crazy thing to do. Because you’re probably just doomed to fail and be disappointed in the end.

Jonny

WOW!
that’s why i have no god. it’s just plain stupid. because he has a god, he has to have an opposite force, which is what caused him to cut his hand off. wow.

dumbass

wth?

It’s funny how christianity members seem to only fallow the things, they think are not crazy, “When I die, my soul would release from my body, and decent onto heaven.”(assuming you were forgiven for your sins(which just about every normal day routine is a sin. hehe) Though, the thing’s crazy such as ‘cutting off your hand due to sin’. Is a little to much for them, perhaps Christianity has evolved to a more self philosophy rather then an absolute religion, everyone has opinion’s about their way to use life, if you’re using the bible as a reference, do not call yourself Christian. That is no more then digging for daily life solutions or choices. If you were Christian, this man would be completely rational. However.. given you don’t it’d be a lot more productive, and beneficial for the rest of the world, if you’d simple keep your life opinions to yourself, not force others how they choose to live their life, and do not apply absolute ownership over anything, such as a god, w/out proof, or evidence. Christianity if could possibly even be considered this, would be a ‘theory’ nothing more then an idea, supported by arguments, that make it explainable. In which case, that’s hard to even see as a correct statement, being the earth was believed to be flat back then. As far as we can visually see, we have come to terms w/ the earth being round. A book at which most have not even read, nothing more then an annual service(church), or a belief taken from those around you(perhaps during your childhood.. you accepted god, because your parents did). But, I am not telling you any of this to mock you, just don’t bull-shit people w/ your personal life prophecy. (This man is allowed to cut his hand off if he wants, it’s his hands. The only problem is when he cuts of another’s. Don’t be so demanding from someone other then yourself.)

Shawna

Holy, I think someone watched Idol Hands a few too many times….

Kory

I’m christian, and I don’t really appretiate the people who say religion is a mental illness. Because even if you say you don’t believe in everything you still believe in something if you catch my drift

More on subject, the Bible is rarely to be taken literally. It is filled with metaphors. My interpretation of when it says “if your right hand causes you to sin cut it off.” is just a dramatic way of saying ‘If your doing something bad, and you know it. Its better to stop doing that action and to pray for forgiveness than to stay bitter with god and to do that action.’

He may have an illness, but it certainly isnt christianity.

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